Remember! Unforgiven Organizer is SISTERWARE: who uses it has a moral obligation to introduce his sister!
|260||"I'm the only sister of my brothers. So, what can I do? Cry you a river?".
|259||"I've been kind to you by not introducing you to my sister. No-one deserves that kind of shock <grin>
|258||"It is food for thought that I got the first version of UO from you by mailing you a picture of a very rebellious four year old kid, my grandchild Freja. She has now turned 18 and recently came back from Australia after being an exchange student. Still being rebellious, but no less charming than her 4 years old double. - 14 years years gone by, and Grandfather still has not learned to use the full potentialities of UO. I'm 74 now, so it is about time that I learn to master your smart program".
|257||"I have a sister who can sing Nel cor più non mi sento quite beautifully, and she's single. She's an excellent cook and makes beautiful jewelry. I will totally introduce you.
Anyway, thanks so much for keeping this project up over the years. It is still, by far, the best organizer in the multiverse".
|256||"Program is fantastic. I do not have sister, but I will made one for
you! Lucky bastard! :)".
"I'm brazilian and I would like to
congratulate you for the program. My sister is married, then is not possible
to introduce her to you. P.S.: YOU ARE HANDSOME MAN !!! UAU!!! Kisses".
"I have 3 sisters but all married and they
are very fat and ugly, I'm sorry!!".
Marco Antonio Couri
"I have a lovely sister".
"I really like your program, however, my two
sisters are unavailable. One is married (and she's a bitch anyways), and the
other is too young. Sorry!".
"Many thanks about the software! I don't have
an available sis. But what do you think about a 43 years old single, alone".
"Thank you for the wonderful software. Sorry
but my sister is happily married. As is my oldest daughter (the others are
"You don't wanna know/meet my sister - she's
so big that I was not able to rent a helicopter in order to send you an "overview
photo". At the moment, I think that she is in Italy but her location will
remain secret - even she'll accept an invitation you'll invite her for
dinner then all your saving will be lost unless Bill Gates will make a
generous donation which i dont think that will happen".
is my sisters picture, please enjoy".
"As for my sisters (4 of them)... all married
with kids... sorry".
Teryl - Australia
"Very good software. You'll be glad to know
it's listed on Baixaki
brazilian download software, what means you'll get lots of brazilian sis,
and the brazilian girls are the most beautiful girs in the world! Sorry,
this time i wont send my sister's photo, maybe next time... she's just 15, i
think you have to wait 6 more years, it's not so much time...".
"I don't have a sister, but I am
a sister. Does that count? Still can't find a way to add my sexy pink thong
as an email attachment.... but I figure that if I get really organized I'll
save some money and be able to afford the postage. Great software & thanks
for making me smile :)".
"I hope the program has gotten you the dates
you so justly deserve!".
"If you were my age I would keep you all to
myself! Thanks for a great application. I am going to stop using Outlook and
using yours. Thanks!".
"I'm from Brazil and have instaled your
software. It will be very usefull in my job. My sister is older than you and
married, but I have a daughtr, 19 years old. If you are interested".
"Sorry, but I don't have a sister. I have a
roommate that's female, but she's a bit of a shrew".
"Hey man, You don't want to meet my sister,
trust me. So I'll just introduce you to me. *bows* Willie Hewes, loony Dutch
girl, comic artist and web enthusiast".
"My only sister passed on 15 years ago, I
would love to introduce you to her if only I could!".
"I don't have a sister, but tag my mother".
"You want my sister? You can have her (at
least for awhile!!) she is 19 and is already giving me grey hairs!!!!".
"As specified in the sisterware agreement,
here is an introduction to my sister. (Sorry, haven't got a digital photo
here...). My sister is single, attractive, and an opera singer. (Quite good,
but not quite famous... yet.) She lives in the USA, but has a passport and
likes to travel. :> I have bcc'ed her on this message (hi sis!) so she has
the email address and can follow up! If she starts using Unforgiven
Organizer, we're in trouble, as I've just
got the one sister. Hmmm".
"Don't have a sister, Sorry. Love Unforgiven.
Love your sense of humor too".
"I don't have a sister... but I'm cute".
"It's too bad you didn't create daughterware.
My sisters are both married and over 60 years old. However, my three
daughters, aged 21, 19 and 15 think that you are cute".
"Well I am sorry, my sister passed away in
1986. I have a 14 year old daughter and she is off limits until she gets
married! Thank you, for such a cute program! Best wishes in all your
"You are so original that you get pictures of
me and my three best
friends! Thanks for making your groovy work available
"You would not want me to introduce you to
any one of my sisters, They all have this dreaded female illness know as PHH
Syndrome AKA Princess High Hormone Syndrome. So I want to spare you of this
so that you may go on and make more neat stuff like Unforgiven Organizer.
Unforfiven is a very nice program, thank you! I am a Senior citizen on a
fixed income, and can't afford to buy programs like this, but thanks to
people like you I and others can have the top of the line programs like
Michael "The Otter" Craven
"I liked the program a lot, use frequently.
But unhappily I don't have sister. Who knows in the next incarnation".
"I'am sorry Carmelo Faraci, my syster is very
complex. Thank you for your software and humour".
Marcelo Madden - Barcelona
"I have no sisters, no brothers but you can
"They are both too old for a handsome young
man like you but I could introduce you to my cat's sister, she is only 5 and
a good mouser!".
"Unfortunately, I don't have a sister, seeing
as how I'm an only child... make that a lonely child. However, I've got
plenty of friends! I could possibly hook you up with one... guy or girl?
Could also have one of the guys dress up as a girl if you'd like".
"She wants a picture of you either : naked,
or with your shirt off ".
"Here, in Romania, all my friends were very
amused by this "concept" i.e. SISTERWARE".
"Don't have one. I am an only child. I am a
female though and you sure are cute!!!".
"I have the most beautiful sister in the
world, but i`m afraid she already married... I promisse i`ll let you know if
she get divorced one day.. :o)) Will you let me use the program?? Please...".
"I'm seventy years old and the youngest child
of my parents, so even if I had a sister (I don't), that fact would be
irrelevant to you, I think. I'm willing to introduce you to Halle Berry or
Jennifer Lopez, however, except that I don't know either of those ladies.
So without a sister or replacement, I guess I can't legitimately use the product".
"I have only two sisters. They are older than
me but still they are so funny'n'crazy".
"Thank you for a super program, I hope to
have your permission to use it and enjoy the good things it brings to my
day, in return I spare you the experience of my nasty sister who gives
nothing but takes all".
"I just downloaded and started to use your
software. I don´t have any sisters, lots of friends, though, who are like
sisters to me. Some are married, however, and I don´t think you´d want to
fight their husbands for them. I will certainly let them know about your
"Sorry, no sisters, tried to send you photo
of my gorgeous blonde wife but she said all photo's had to be paid for".
"I absolutely love the work you have done...
I searched for the best day-planner I could find, and I found yours. I have
two beautiful sisters and they are, as far as we are concerned, ALL YOURS.
Teach them to love their brothers and to appreciate good talented people
Shane - Canada
"I downloaded your program for my daughter (you
can't have her). But, I do have a sister, recently divorced, who wouldn't
mind meeting you. She she works for a TV network in SoCal in the US. (Yes,
she's a Californian who voted for John Kerry... sheesh! Lighten up, Europe!).
She might be a little old for you, but, you know what they say: age and
treachery will overcome youth and inexperience every time! She adores Paris.
Maybe you can convince her that Sicily is better...".
Cory D. Burt
"You can have her. She is 36yrs old but looks
like late 20's. But, she is a bitch with a capital B. She is single and has
a good job".
"My sister she is 57 and lives in UK. She big
girl but heap frisky. You have health insurance and air fair I go talk to
her. You cheeky man".
"Yes, Carmelo, I am a sister: The Black/African-American
variety, that is. I am filled with love, ardour and passion for your
organizer. Sometimes size can be deceptive. This is the little train that
"I have a sister... well, kind of. See, she/he
was a man before... so he/she was my brother. Now he is a she, so she is my
sister. Anyway, he/she would like to meet you".
"Thank you for nice programm! It is really
good! Unfortunatelly I have no sister and my daughter ir just 13! I'd like
to hope that at such circumstances I still could hope for your
permition to use this programm Could I? ;) Be lucky!".
Imants - Latvia
"Hi Carmelo, I'am sorry I have no sister,
what I have to do now?".
"Thanks for a great Organizer! I found it, by
chance on the Internet about a week or so ago, and have used it everyday
with no problems at all! I've also introduced it to some of my friends.
Regarding my sister; I'm afraid she's married, and also passed 60, so I don't
think she's anything for you! Keep up the good work! (And good luck with
someone elses sister!) Best Regards from Norway!".
Georg S. Gundersen
"Carmelo: Aca en Argentina tenemos sister
Rubén (no tengo hermana)
"Unforgiven Organizer makes me laugh. You are
a funny man. I do not have a sister. I wish I did. I would like to give a
pretty one to you for all your good work!".
MAS, Chicago, Illinois, USA
"Hi there, I got an e-mail from my brother;
he said to me he had a moral obligation to introduce me -as his sister- to
you :) Well that's that,now I don't have a moral obligation to my brother
anymore... good luck with the other sisters around the world!".
"Well... I was in need of an organizer, and a
friend of mine introduced me to your software... I guess I'm my own sister,
so I could always introduce myself. But you don't want to know me! ;) Thanks
for helping me organizing myself! Keep up the good work!".
"You don't want to know my sister she is to
old for you. I sure like your program".
"Nice try! What about if both my sister's are
married? Good luck in finding someone's sister".
"Just to thank you for your organizer...
it helps a lot... but sorry, i don't have no sister... but I'm trying to
Nicolas (south west of France)
"I realy like your software and if i had
i sister, i would have introduced her to you. Unfortunatly i don't have a
sister so there is nothing i can introduce to you. Maybe it would be i nice
idea to show your sofware to some girls i know and maybe the would like te
get introduced to you!, I can try... I Hope you would still allow me to use
your software, I realy like it".
"My one sister is married, but the other
is single, fit, and 51. Your call. Thanks again for a GREAT program for FREE!".
"Sadly, my only sister died a few months
before I was born, so neither of us can know her".
Norman Thomas - Watford
"I've got a real nice suster but she is
exspensive. I opened her tunk the other day, she bought Don Henleys JAguar
from him and the tunk was full of Guchi, VEon all this stuff, she must have
had $59, 000 worth of shit in there. I asked m dad what the hell is this she
still lives at home) and he said hey, you know your mom, spending money on
the baby. She's twenty Eight and Foxy. What are you trading?".
"Unfortunately I have no sister! But do
not have anything against me for that reason!".
"I'm sorry, I don't have a sister & I'm
married. I do have a daughter and I will tell her about you though. I just
downloaded your program & I'm trying it out".
"By the way, you don’t want to see my
sister. Trust me. When we were kids, she was the cute one and I was the
smart one, but now she has 3 kids and a husband – I think that I am now
cuter and smarter. (don’t tell her I said that though) I will see if I have
a cousin who is worth sending a picture…".
Jody (in Oregon, US)
"Too bad I don't have a sister... but I
can send you a picture of an ex-girlfriend naked if you want".
"My Sister said she would be more than
happy to meet you, so She and her THREE sons will be on the next plane to
meet you. Enjoy and have fun".
XTCinWA - Perth Western Australia
"Hi! I have your program and I like its
a lot off. I love Italia, Italian language, italian boys. I've been in italy
2. Last year, and this year. Next year i am going to Italy too. By, By, and
a lot off kisses for you".
Olka from Poland
"I'm still looking for a sister... they
seem hard to get these days".
"I don't have a sister but I love your
program, plus, you look cute in that picture so if I wasn't married I'd
introduce myself :-))".
"I m sorry 2 say I don't have any sister
or brothers I m single son to my parents, I have already 83 friends. I will
show your organizer to all my friends".
"Actually I have two sisters, but both
of them are married. But I'm a 20-year old girl without a boyfriend, maybe
you won't need my sisters ;)".
"Anyway thank you for your Organizer (sorry,
i don't have a sister. Only ex-wife)".
"Hey, what do you want me to say??? I am
an only child, you know, hasn't my mom suffered enough as it is?
Nevertheless I did like the organiser enough to give it to my sister (that I
don't have, I know, but if I did, I would). Thanks for developing it for us,
women without sisters, who will from this day forward consider you their
favourite female sibling, so ... run! Run like you never have before (run
like without a rampaging mob of wannabe sisters in pursuit no human being
ever should, could or would)".
"Sorry I dont have a sister, but I sure
do like the "Unforgiven Organizer".
"My Sister! Man you must be joking!
She's old & wrinkly
Short & Stinky
Don't know much
About PC's and such
So you don't want her man
Tied up in a van
And delivered direct to your door!".
"I'm sorry, I have no sisters and I'm
almost 50, so I cannot introduce you to anybody :-)".
"Unfortunately, both of my sisters are
married and have kids... but my boss have got really nice sister that I
would like to introduce to you".
OG Triple OG :)
"My sister could be your mother, so I don't
think you want her. I've three daughters, but you didn't ask for them,
"The world needs more programmers like
you. Less fighting and more loving! That's the way to go. Thnx for the joy I
get with your proggie. Enjoy! The Bullgoose... from southern California,
Home of the waves and the babes!".
"Tried to send you my sister but couldn't
get her husband to agree... sorry".
"Great work your unforgiven organizer!
My 20 year old sister told me yeasterday, that she met three Italians who
wanted to dance with her in a club (in Bremen, northern germany) but her
friend said "be careful with Italians..." - what do you think?".
Kai from Kiel
"I love your organizer! I have a brother,
but he's kinda fat (although he did lose a lot of weight lately) so he does
have some feminine forms, and his name is also used for girls in my country.
I also have a stepsister, who's mean and has really ugly bushy black hair
all over, and a stepbrother, but he's a drug addict. You can have any of
them. Just mail me. Lenale, who's a female 18yo long-legged blonde that won't
introduce any of her siblings to your organizer, for security reasons".
"I'm interested on using your very good
program, but I've no sister. Can I use it?".
"Hello unforgivenorganizer, Just
downloaded your great organizer. I have six sisters and you have to take
them all or none. (Shouldn't do it in your place!!!) ".
"Dude this program is awesome!!! It is
so what i was looking for and I like the interface. Oh and My sister is
married. Sorry budday!!!! She is a hottie too!!!".
"Sadly I have no sister to introduce you
to. This is especially unfortunate since you have proved your worthiness to
date my relatives by writing a kick-ass piece of software. If you'd rather,
I can introduce you to one of my brothers - heh, heh. Thanks for writing 'Unforgiven'.
It sure has made my live easier".
Philip J. Binkowski
"Hey! Have I got a sister for you! Where
do you want me to send her? Freight collect? Or, do you just want her
address and telephone number and you make your own arrangements? She's
single, business owner and financially secure. Just let me know.
Dave (The Bro ;-)
PS: Got the sw but have not used it yet.
PPS: I'm single and looking for a nice Italian wife. My last one was also Italian, but not too nice!"
"First of all you would not want my
"I don't have a sister, I like the
program... so here is a sister
drawing for you".
"As to my sisters, they are old enough
to be your Nana so forget about them".
"I only have a sister who is 30 this
"Werd man! I just downloaded your
organizer and I love it. I can say for certain that I wouldn't have given it
a chance unless it was Freeware. And about my sister she's married and has 2
kids, but if you're still interested I can find out where in the States she's
living now. Anyway, great product!".
"I have one sister who is married (for
30 years now) and has 6 children and so far 3 grandchildren. She is also a
devout Christian. I'd wish you luck with it, but I doubt very much that you'll
get a response there. Anyway, I am still looking forward to using your
organizer today and it looks really good and funny. Fraid I don't have any sisters, would
an introductiion to my grandmother do instead?".
|162||"I have one problem; I am an only child and a male
myself. I do not even have a cousin that I could introduce you too. I do hope this does
not exclude me from being able to use the program. If it does, that is okay. Everyone who
creates software has the choice of who can use it. Regardless, I wish you well!".
|161||"I'd send my sister over, but she is so damn busy with
those Playboy photo shoots, I can never get a hold of her".
Daniel P. Charette
|160||"Umh, ahhh, I have a sister for you - but she's really
mean and kind 'a old. She has long hairy legs with real thick, black hair - kind of like
Tarantula hairs. She's never nice, she never laughs, and she tries to use people quite
badly whenever she can. Haven't been in touch with her for years because of her mean and
nasty behavior - but you're welcome to have her, if you like. She's somewhere in Germany,
and I'd have to try and find her just for you! Who knows, maybe you could *LEARN* to love
her after a few months, or years, or decades . . . . ??? ;^D".
"I wish to free my soul of this moral
obligation you speak of here. I no speak real good but understand you want
me sister to please all your greassy needs, to cook for you and clean you
pots and pans after she burns de shit out of you dinner, to pick up all you
nasty closes you leave hanging around. You want for her to make you a happy
man, to mend your socks and wash the shit stains out your panties. I have
told her to see to your every wish and that she will be with you all the
days of her life. I say good-bye and tell her to start walking now, she is
there soon. I send her photo so you know who she is when she arrive. Thank
you thank you With the whole families love
Here she comes".
Matrix Paul Abel
"... you really wouldn't want her. But
since I don't either, I'll suggest a holiday over there!".
"I am a 38 year old recently singled
parent with 2 lovely children looking at finding something to stay organized
in a buzy life".
|156||"Sorry for the lack of sisters".
Håkan i Kiruna
|155||"I wish I could provide one but since I am the only
child I have no sisters... I will try to find some substitutes for you though :-) Thanks
for a great piece of software!!".
Henry Heiberg Andersen
|154||"My sister is married and has 3 beautifull childrens ...
|153||"Great program Camelo :) If you move to Canada, let me
know. I don't have a sister but I have lots of single female friends :) (does that
count)??? Your program makes the rest look horrible!".
|152||"Saludos Amigo, Mi hermana dice que eres bonito y que le
gustaria contactarse contigo, asi que escribeme y te envio su e-mail. ha y gracia spor el
programa esta excelente".
|151||"Hi, i'm using your agenda with great satisfaction,
don't have a sister".
H. van der Spoel
|150||"I am an only child, but, have had the unpleasantness of
a step-sister thrown at me. She is whinny, arrogant, and a pain in my ass! Take
Ellen M O'Meara
|149||"My sister is pretty, young girl, but is married. Her
husband is strong and evil (killer)".
|148||"Cool software... Sorry got no sister...".
|147||"...good job mate... but sorry I don't have any sister
and before I have a daughter... you, ll have to introduce yours (sister) to me...".
|146||"I have no sister".
|145||"I'm terribly sorry, but as a specialist, who scarifices
beautiful virgins, and a person without a sister, I am unable to fulfil your requirements.
If a spare virgin becomes available, I will know who to send her to. :D".
|144||"Well, I don't have a sister, but I do have access to
lots of pics of other people's sisters. I'm planning to use your organizer program to keep
track of the porn galleries I build and submit to thumbnail gallery post sites, so in that
spirit, here's a link to a gallery of beautiful Nicole, who is, undoubtedly, someone or
other's sister. Be warned, these pics have full nudity, so don't say I didn't warn you!
|143||"My sister is very angry".
|142||"Well, I'm only daughter.... so, no sister to you, but
if you are the guy of the picture... here I am! Kisses...".
|141||"Sorry I have no sister to introduce, bu would like to
test the calender anayway - alright - thanks".
|140||"I am afraid I do not have a sister. If you ever come to
South Africa drop me an email and I will introduce you to some lady friends. Can I still
use the software in the mean time?".
|139||"Ops! about my sister sorry I haven't got any... but i have some
beatiful daughters... rsrs".
|138||"Dear friend I realy want to introduce a sister of mine to you, But I
have a serious trouble indeed, that is, I haven´t got any... so... I ask pardon for that
and in the next incarnation I ´ll do it I promisse...
P.S: I 've been using your agenda and I think it very good indeed".
|137||"Wow man, like I ain't got no sisters. If I did, I would now be
married. Since I ain't got no sister (ie: lovebuddy) would you be willing to accept me? I
can look real good in a Tu-Tu and pushup bra and with enough makeup, I can almost pass for
human. I do have several sheep I am rather fond of, would you like some shaved wool
pictures? They be young sheeps! (Ain't no virgins though I saw to that!) He He He".
Randall K. Majorhead
|136||"I have included your software on my website, as well as on my computer. In order to fulfill my
sisterware obligation, I have arranged a large package to arrive at your door soon. It
took me a day to tie her up and fit her in the box. She was complaining loudly about the
little styrafoam packing peanuts getting in her mouth, so don't expect her to be in a very
good mood when she arrives. She is very ugly, but she can cook, as long as you read the
directions on the frozen dinner package to her... slowly".
PS. I have not included a return address on the package. Five minutes with her screeching voice, and you will understand why.
|135||"Btw a don't have a sister, am I allowed to use your software anyway?
|134||"Im sure my sister is keeping your sister entertained in heavan, she
died a few years ago of cancer, she was 50 i did not go and see her in the hospital before
she died, for this I must aplogize, when I find her. great program my friend".
Commander Coal Akida
|133||"I'm sorry to say that I have no sister - and if I had, she would be
about sixty. But after having tried your organizer for a few days, I have grown quite fond
of it, because it seems to be very practical and not too complicated, so I'll send you a
picture of my granddaughter Freja instead. She
is being scolded by her mother and not in the least repentant ...".
|132||"Not really about my sister... I have a brother, and he is a software
developer (dut he doesn't want to make programms for me). So, I am a sister :)))".
|131||"Unfortunately my sister died three years ago (at the age of 27). But
I am sure that if you ever would meet her in heaven (I hope she is there) it will be love
at first sight. She truly loved people, and she had an almost overdeveloped sense of
humour. I am sure she would have appreciated the sisterware concept. If you would meet her
before I do, tell her to use this unforgiven organizer, as she was insanely desorganized,
and this could be one of the very few organizers to help, although maybe not by much, I am
afraid. But help her a bit please, she was not that good with software. If she laughs,
please listen, nobody laughs the way she does. By the way, her name is Hadewych, but don't
try to articulate this without help".
|130||"About my sister, well, I have a brother. I am 51 and my mother 74.
If you insist I will ask her if there is something to be done, and I will let you
|129||"About my non-existant sister".
|128||"Thanks for your program. It is friendly, useful and full of humour;
so I guess I owe you something. My two sisters living too far from you (Canada), I though
of sending you a shot of a very nice-looking sister".
|127||"My sister lives in Texas, in her 50's and very hard to get along
|126||"This is a photo of my
|125||"This is not my sister, but nevertheless, Sally is a very cute girl!".
|124||"Thank you for your beautiful and Unforgivable program you developed.
I feel the obligation to send you a picture of my dearest
sister, who lives in France these days. It is possible to contact her. She is very
curieus about you! And perhaps anxious to meet you...".
|123||"Okay - You want my sister ? - Here
she is. Use her and keep her :-))) COOOOOOLLLLLLL Program your done - Tnx".
|122||"Sorry I have no unmarried sister either and I am old enough to be
|121||"I'm sorry, I don't have a sister, but I love your program, so here's
a picture of my best friend and I!".
|120||"I have 4 sisters, I suppose you can have one of them".
|119||"I want to congratulate you and to say that i have no sisters... But
if I had one I would intruduce her to you :)".
|118||"Can i be your sister?".
|117||"Irmã tenho mas tem 51 anos e acho que vc não vai querer".
|116||"I have no available sister, but I know some hotties that you may
|115||"This is a picture of my
sister. Her name is Carrie she is 29 years old. My parents and I are also from Sicily, a
little place called Castellammare Del Golfo. Ring any bells? So be nice and let me know
what you think of her. Hey who knows, next time you come to the USA????????
PS. She is the only one in the family with flamming red hair".
Master Of The House
|114||"I'm using Unforgiven Organiser and while I don't have any sisters, I
do have a Sister-in-Law that I can offer up to you :)".
|113||"I'm afraid my sister's married, and so is my brother. So is my best
friend. So am I. Can I trade in my husband for your software?".
|112||"To be honest, i would not introduce my sister to my worst enemy. It
would be the end og life as you know it. But your software is so good that i decided to
offer you another services.I can bring you in contact with some nice dutch girls that are
working in the company or some US girls back home. Let me know what you want".
Yon Kee a.k.a DSS Bad Boy
|111||"Mi hermana ya tiene marido... pero si quieres conocer mujeres
hermosas, te recomiendo una visita a España!".
|110||"Infelizmente, não tenho uma irmã. Tenho duas !!! Porém o
deslocamento fica por sua conta. Não sei por que, mas elas acharam você bonito. Aguardo
o soft. Tchau...".
Setor de Informatica - Paradise Resort Hotel
|109||"I am from Poland. Thank You for your software - Unforgiven
Organiser. I don't have a sister ;-)))".
|108||"Here goes the information you wanted about my sister: She is 39
years younger than me (she is 26), married, two childrens, and lives in the state of Bahia
- in Brazil around 3.000 km way from were I live. Hope this will help you to enlarge your
sister's data bank".
|107||"Sorry I don´t have a sister, only 2 brothers... but I will
recommend using your organizer to all of my female friends...".
|106||"My sister is a Nun. Does that count?".
|105||"This is fucking hilarious! Your organiser looks fabulous and works
even better, but I am 61 years old and you most certainly don't want to meet my sister!!
But if you insist...".
|104||"I have a very nice sister, she is 19 years old, the only problem is
than she does not speak englis, nor italian, besides she does not know about it".
|103||"I have the moral obligation to introduce my sister to you, and to
free my soul from this moral obligation i herewith introduce my sister in mind Marika Roekk to you! i also attach an image of her
so that you may get an impression of her ;)".
|102||"I´m sorry not to send you a picture of my sister, but I appreciate
your sense of humour and, of course, your lovely program".
|101||"Fun, useful software. You're brilliant, generous and way too cool!
Many kisses for you! I don't have a sister and I'm a bit old for you -- besides I'd like
YOUR sister better -- but you can have a look at my friend Sterling's Web site, which covers
the local scene in Tampa Bay, Florida, and see lots of other people's sisters, some of
whom are quite fetching. You might also like our friend Ed's photography page. But you can only look. These are very nice
girls from a local convent school".
|100||"I love your program and if I had a sister... I'd definitely
introduce the two of you".
|99||"I give u my mom for this app:)".
|98||"I don't have a sister but I thought I'd drop you a line anyway. I
just installed Unforgiven & I'm very inpressed with the packaging, now let's see how
well it work's. lmao By the way, nice pic... if I wasn't attached I'd be introducing you
|97||"I'm in the process of d'loading Unforgiven. Both my sisters are
married, but I am not. Does this mean I can't install the program??? You can still meet my
sisters if you want, but I should warn you, their husbands are MEAN, nasty and vengeful,
spiteful li'l guys. Come to think of it, so are my sisters. Oh No!!! ...and so am I ...I
just realized that now ...what a shock! Up until I wrote this, I always thought I was a
pretty decent person, but talking to you has made me see what a real SCHMUCK I am. Well,
thanks for ruining my whole day, if not my whole LIFE!!! (thanx for the program)".
|96||"A mi hermana le dicen "manimal", pues se toma un trago y
se convierte en una perra".
|95||"Sorry but a have not a sister, only a brother. But I apreciate your
organizer. Thank you for your work".
|94||"I dowloaded your software. Neet! I don't have a sister, but I will
look for someone else's sister and send her to you! Can't guarantee your satisfaction
|93||"My Sister will be pleased to meet you when you are next in melbourne
or when she is next in Sicily. She is a doctor and very nice. I will tell her about this
when you let me know of your arrival time".
|92||"I am using your program/organizer. I'm 47 , my two sisters are 55
and 57, both married. The older lives in Portugal, the other one here in Brazil. Are you
|91||"A couple of weeks ago I had the great fortune to download your
Unforgiven Organizer, and although my Husband and I have not used it yet as I have been so
busy unwinding from a busy semester at school, I realize that your policy is to have users
agree to send a photo or introduce you to their sister, however unfortunately we are
unable to do so due to lack of sisters to send to you. I will be devastated if you tell me
that I will now be unable to use our Organizer... how else will I ever become organized
Carmelo. I have been looking for a decent organizer for my computer for ages, and now that
I finally came across the best that I have ever seen, I feel that this privilege might be
taken away from me. So I was wondering instead of sending you a sister's photo which we do
not have, I can send you here below a very interesting photo which may make up for it
instead. After printing out copies of this photo of this unusual looking woman and pasting them all over your home for your
friends to see the new secret that you have discovered that will shock the world, please
let me know if I can use your organizer anyway as I think it is just wonderful!
Pleeeeeeease! I just can't wait to finally get organized. My life will change for the
better thanks to your genius software. God Bless!".
|90||"I don't have any sisters, but you can have my ex-girlfriend, as she
became a crackhead. If crack is cheap and abundant there, I'll send her in a box third
|89||"Sorry, I don't have a sister :-(, but program is great".
|88||"I'm sorry, but my sister is so old you wouldn't like her. I have a
very pretty girlfriend, but I wouldn´t share this one :o)".
Alejandro Amelivia García
|87||"My sister is old and from Brooklyn, N.Y. but I have a picture of my
daughter on my resume website. Thanks again for the great
sisterware... better for you if you made it womanware... there are a lot of beautiful
females out there who don't have brothers to introduce you to them... who knows, someone
might even have a gorgeous wife they'd like to trade for great software, maybe you should
|86||"I would love to send you my sister, but she looks a bit like a dog,
which has been hit by a bus, backwards!".
|85||"Dear Friend, my sister live in Brazil, and is very old. Sorry".
"Will download your software the moment it becomes
|83||"Unfortunately I have no sister for you. But, I think, you can have
my girlfriend if she doesn't want me anymore. :-)".
|82||"If you come to Bulgaria I will introduce my sister to you. But if
you don't like her you would have chance to meet many other beautiful women here".
|81||"Sorry, I dont have any sisters, or brothers for that matter. I do
not have any female relatives with computer, but I will send the prog to a
"sister" at the internet ..jajajaja...".
|80||"Dear friend, I am sorry to say that, but I haven´t got a sister,
but if I had one I think I would introduce her to a guy so smart as you are".
|79||"Well, I have 3 blond and wonderful sisters. If u prefer something different i have brothers too, but i think they would't apreciatte
u. Good Program".
(note: Cause the link appears don't works, Riamais has sent to me another e-mail with 2 photos. First: He between his brothers, his sister and her son beside. Second: He and his sister. He has another sister but no picture)
|78||"My sister is older than I. I'm 50 years old".
|77||"About my sister: I am afraid she is off the market".
7" tall, blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, single - never married, likes being on her
back or in sitting positions. Loves spaghetti Bolognese con funghi, pizza margherita and
spaghetti alla carbonara. Available now! Oh, I forgot one other thing. She's 73. And has
I have two and you can have your pick - but they both come with excess baggage (children,
dogs, ex-husbands, lawyers, and the psychocat from hell) and you have to take the baggage
|74||"Sorry, I don't have a sister... but I will recommend using your
organizer to all of my female friends".
|73||"Thank you very much for your great software... unfortunately I've
got *no* sisters, only a brother... if you want I can send him to you...!!".
take my sister to your country".
you won't meet her! She was nurse in the Jericó Battle!!".
let me know if you would really like to get in touch with my sister. She is 60 years old,
disabled due to ovarian cancer and schizophrenia, but still pretty good looking for her
really don't want to know my sister! Believe me!".
sis died 20 years ago. Would ya please take, oops, I mean, would ya like to have my
brother's girlfriend?? No guarantees and no returning!! :o".
sister is a whore! If you like cheap prostitutes, she's perfect for you...".
my sisters are married. Good for you...".
minha irmã... espere um pouco que ela está fazendo a barba".
do not have sisters, but I'll promise to ask my parents, who are now in their eighties, to
fabricate one just for your collection of sisters".
is first. I do have one sister. She is very nice, married, 44 and has three children. By
sure you would have loved her 20 years ago. Sorry my friend, you are late! (and you are
too early for my two doughters: 5 and 11)".
minha irmã é mais simples de tratar".
my sister is married. But, don't have you a nice sister for me?".
don't even have it downloaded yet, but your site set-up, the "sister board", and
all, are great. I'm sure these things reflect your attitude and general out-look on life.
After (or before) your next nervous breakdown please feel free to drop me a line, well
"chat". You on my couch, without a sister (I'm sorry)".
Dale B. - Mental Health & Recovery Service Board (Quality Improvement Committee) U.S.A.
have 5 Sisters and I wanted to be an only Child".
both my older sisters are married so I don't introduce them to you".
tenho 3 irmães, mas gostava de ter mais esta que se chama Sisterware".
I don´t have sisters".
sister is very beautiful. Please email her".
sure you want to meet my sister, she's 43 years old and not very nice".
work for a Spanish software download website, called Softonic.com, I just wanted to let you know that we have included your
Unforgiven Organizer in our software catalogue. That means you may get some hundreds of
"sisters" from Spain.... ;o)".
is steady losing weight, down to about 140 and thinning fast. If she doesn't slow down she
may fall through her own butt and hang herself! Will send pic but need help, keep getting
general error message 3, "please check target directory" using w-xp pro, did not
see answer in FAQ and no readme file, have cousins, will negotiate".
|51||"A minha sister tem mais que fazer".
i have not pretty sis, but i´m pretty... (just kidding...)".
am sorry I don't have a sister".
2 irmãs de quem gosto muito. A Marília e a Benilde".
Sis, No Fun, No Good, but great program".
would you say? About sisters only after knowing how to use the Unforgiven Organizer. (For
sure a black mail)".
don't have a sister for you to have!".
truly think that you shouldn't bother... but if you insist, I'll see what I can do. She is
divorced with 2 kids, one is 20 and the little one is 7".
will introduce you to my sister, but she is a bit of a luddite, no email address, doesn't
empty her voicemail, and refuses to allow me in her house. I know that mags and newspapers
are stacked to ceiling. She is a packrat. My older sister, much nicer, died at fifty, ten
years ago. I have four exwives who are pretty. Will they do?".
Thomas Elias Weatherly
will give you my sister. But you will have to pay the gift".
Carlos Henrique de Morais
(note: I have had to send him one postcard of Sicily to get the photo of his sister Adriane).
I only have one... and she's not single right now! Blast!!! Further I don't think that she
would accept to the pay for her older sister, but please accept my infinite thanks. Should
I ever make millions with my company, I'll tell the whole world that our success is due to
the contribution of the Unforgiven Organizer!!! Stay rude & rebel!".
she's a grump, ou probably don't want to know her".
I HAD a sister, I am certain I would introduce her to you".
hr, i don't have a sister. but my brother has long hair, promise me to look at his back
all the time and i'll introduce you".
be true I'm the only child but here's the picture
of my sister in law Ewa. She's single & speaks Italian & English + Polish, she's
25 and has just received her Master Degree".
(note: This girl has inserted in her message her sister's e-mail, so I wrote quickly to Ewa. But, sadly... Malwa didn't tell to Ewa anything about her letter to me!).
software is very good, but my sister is very ugly...".
no sister, but I enjoy using your program".
sister é a da esquerda. Linda não?".
see what i can do about exporting my sister to you!".
no sister, no wife, but many nice girls from Arts Academy :)".
Goetz von Berlihingen
don't have sister, but if you want my brother I'll introduce for you!".
Rafael Rief Nepomuceno
you are late. My sister is married. But don't cry, she is very ugly!".
I had known before that your program exists, I would not have had to sell my two sisters
for M$-outlook. Sorry".
have my sister when you can have me!! :OP".
sister is linda, gata... libera ai".
minha brasileirissima irmã Danielly ela está lhe mandando muitos quentes beijos".
don't have sister... buy i can take one anywhere to support your soft!!!
jajajajajajajaja!!! Felicitaciones por el programa y por el tipo de "ware". Un
abrazo fuerte desde Argentina".
find enclosed a picture of one of my sisters:
if you want the phone number, please design a phoneware that performs the tasks
|23||"Hey guy, Whats up with you? I don't have any sister, do you? Ok, I
admit it, your program is good enough and cute. Thanks for it... mailes are welcome, I'm
Rubén Toledo Rosado
|22||"I have two of them, but they are both in their 50's and one is
married. I have a daughter, but she is married also, however I will let you know should
she become available. :-)".
have sisters, but 3 daughters, all blonde".
don't have a sister, but do you mind to be introduced to some of my collegues
no sisters but get you an used electric wheelchair (mine)".
DO NOT want to know my sister".
|17||"You haven't seen MY sister!".
|16||"Oh, if you like, you can have my brother, but I am the only sister
|15||"I do have lovely sister, however I don't think her husband would be too
pleased if I passed her across in your sisterware scheme. :) I do love your originality
have 3 and you are welcome to have them all but I definately got the better deal with your
sorry, I've no sister, and my daughter is only 2 year's old...! But if you come to
Costa Rica one day, you'll meet a thousand of nice sisters!".
about your sister?".
Edison G. Pérez Bórquez
LOVE your program. Beautiful interface, easy to use, just a BRAVO program! But too bad I
don't have a sister".
downloaded your product a month ago and I think its pretty terrific, especially for
we do not support "Sisterware" and nor do we support unnecessary foul language
within the program. Do your parents now about this?".
(note: This is the answer of WebAttack to the demand for inclusion of Unforgiven Organizer among their softwares)
may have liked her 20 years ago when she was a student. She lived in Italy for a while and
also in France. She now teaches Italian and French languages in England. Sadly I have to
tell you she is now 46 years old and well past her best. With her looks she should have
been born with a good personality, but she wasn't, and with her persoanlity she needed
good looks to make up for it, but she didn't get them. I heard a saying once. Be
careful what you wish for and believe me, not all sisters are worth wishing for. I am
doing you a favour not letting you know who she is."
I don't have a sister".
David R. Piotto
ME WHERE TO SEND THE SISTER, YOU MIGHT HAVE A ROTTEN PAYMENT FOR ALL THE GOOD YOU
do have a sister, but shes like 34 yrs old and married :-/".
me... You don't want to meet my sister...".
love the program. It's great and you can have my sister anytime".
friend your soft is great but my sister are very old and... for you it is not a god deal
for you. I am sure of that".